By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 497
You deserved it 3 597

Same thing different taste

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His friends are total assholes, but at least HE loves you, right ? :]

at least now he thinks you're beautiful, right? at least I hope so...


His friends are total assholes, but at least HE loves you, right ? :]

Well his friends might have been mad at her because he was spending all his time with her my friends try to break up me and my gf by putting one of there moms bras in my room but I explained and it was ok op don't feel bad he is still with you so that's cool

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ElectroBunneh 0

#51...your post made me happy=D Yeah, I agree. At least he is sticking up for you and not agreeing with them.

blink182rocks 0

YDI for being an "ugly duckling."

this post is about her b/f, not about her grammar. come on, enjoy it.

666HailSatan666 0

bliink182rocks = fail troll

Shadow_Phantom 26

lol. What bugs me is the nickname "beautiful swan." Reminds me of a certain horribly written book...

MadaFaka_fml 0

thats not a FML, but if u discover he tried to get ur sister throu u than that might be FML

Shadow_Phantom 26

It's "you" and "through." =/

Awesome. And you have spent 5 years with a guy that thinks about your sister when he is bangin you. FYL indeed.

at least now he thinks you're beautiful, right? at least I hope so...

I'm sorry. :( At least you're with the one that loves you. His friends are just assholes. I'm sure you're beautiful. :)

That's right - he stayed with you for five years, despite the crap his friends probably gave him. So he's probably really friggen into you.

#5 #94 I don't think you guys really read it. Both his friends AND him called her the ugly duckling.

texxxasissouth 0

oooooooo...FYL sorry to hear that :( kick him in the nuts!

Oh yes, brilliant. Punish his honesty. That would'nt display clear trust issues or anything.

Don't kick him in the nuts.. he loves you and calls you beautiful!! kick his superficial friends in the nuts!

You can't solve everything by kicking people in the nuts.


**** his friends. at least he thinks you're beautiful, thats what matters :)

Singularity_fml 0

It says that HE and his friends referred to her as an ugly duckling. So he called her that too.

theoceanscool 0

Well, at least he loves you..

Uhh ... no. I couldn't be with a guy that looked at my sister or even dared compared me to someone when in a relationship. Love isn't about comparison. Then again, not everyone's all about the love. It's a superficial world.

deja54 0

If you can't stand being compared to other people, by what token is anyone supposed to appreciate you? Shouldn't they be with you because they have compared you to other people and think you're the best catch? Anything else would just be settling, right?

We're all intelligent people here, right? So I'm sure I don't need to point out to you that it was not the boyfriend who was making the comparisons but his friends. You knew that, right?

OH NO! I misread the post! Aparently we're NOT all intelegent people here.

Hugorgy 0

Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that has a half life of about 6 months. It's not like in the movies, sadly. Doesn't science suck?

fromthesuck 8

too bad you're so self concious you can't stand being compared to others. looks like your only matches can only ever be idiots that are constantly self medicated that are with you only because nothing better came along

Actually it was him. It says in the FML that both his friends AND him called her the ugly duckling.

awwwww! you know when I read that story (picture book) the ugly duckling sounded prety cute just differnt!

theblondefriend 0

Are you serious? "Ugly" shouldn't be a park of ANY girl's nickname.