Today, my boyfriend's jealousy reached a psychotic new low. While at dinner, I apparently made too much eye contact and dared to smile when the waiter took our order. He screamed, “Why don’t you just have him whip it out so you can suck him off right here?!” I’ve never been so humiliated in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out just how much of a psychotically insecure nitwit my boyfriend is. He flew into a screaming rage that I was only adding cucumbers to my water and my meals lately to insinuate that he has a small penis. Yeah, I’m confused too. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML
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Thaylok 17
As much as we do change as we grow and mature, those jealous tendencies will not change. I highly suggest finding someone better. Thankfully you didn't say husband or fiance or even baby daddy. You deserve someone who will love and trust you. Not someone who will make you walk on eggshells and stay in constant fear. Now is your best chance to end things. This is coming from someone who advocates for open communication and working things out whenever possible. That is not possible here.
andie 8
Sorry to say, but, time to walk away from that red flag and I’m sure the million others you’ve picked up by now…
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Thaylok 17
As much as we do change as we grow and mature, those jealous tendencies will not change. I highly suggest finding someone better. Thankfully you didn't say husband or fiance or even baby daddy. You deserve someone who will love and trust you. Not someone who will make you walk on eggshells and stay in constant fear. Now is your best chance to end things. This is coming from someone who advocates for open communication and working things out whenever possible. That is not possible here.
andie 8
Sorry to say, but, time to walk away from that red flag and I’m sure the million others you’ve picked up by now…
RichardPencil 32
This is a case where the waiter gives you a tip... ...or more if you can handle it ;)
Anderling 33
OP, you need to run fast and run far.
likely_jungle 9
Leave now and never look back
nkunzi 4
“My boyfriend”. Still??
D J's MOM 17
you are sooooooo much better off without him. if you don't leave him, I will personally slap you silly. just sayin.
Doom_Kitty 14
As long as he's not willing to seek out for help to change this behaviour (which is doable but requieres hard work): RUN! That's the kind of story that ends bad, really bad for way too many women. Please be concerned about your safety and leave this guy.
emmalou 19
Girl! you are in a toxic relationship RUN! B4 he becomes abusive
Crowned Sataness 12
why the hell are you still with him?!