By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML
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geepc 3
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haha oh dear OP.. maybe ease off on the alcohol if you can't handle it to prevent future embarrassment?

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DncrHap 9
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pssh. what's the problem? two girls with one bone!

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sofiainthesun 5

you got lucky ;)

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TomasT 0
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You tried NOT to shave her armpits?

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banana_buddy 6
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No I believe the question is "did he get lucky"

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alfredrog 0

better question, did she liked it?

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xStarKillerx 4
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And did the girlfriend want in?

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RoseBlack123 37
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Is your girlfriend's name Stacy?

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TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Only in Jersey.

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CaliLove14 0

Hey

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DncrHap 9
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pssh. what's the problem? two girls with one bone!

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ctFIRE216 0
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Sao comes the comment from one girl with no bones

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Chunkylover76 4
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I like where you're going with your train of thought there Hap! Plus did I mention I like your pic? Very cute! :)

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monzach 5
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*cough* cheesy pick up line *cough*

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RachaelJustBlah6 0

bahaahaha! got her awws

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mea_iloveskiing 26
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french manicure ? =DDD

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LightningLadyy 0

Moms love the manicures! OP, you are just so clever!

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geepc 3
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haha oh dear OP.. maybe ease off on the alcohol if you can't handle it to prevent future embarrassment?

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RedPillSucks 31

So... Is her mom paying extra special attention to you now?

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mozeltov 7
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YDI, don't get drunk if you don't wanna act stupid

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detolicious 2
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e-high five!

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mona_is_here 10

Is she a MILF?

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perdix 29

When he's wearing the Beer Goggles she is.

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Aerious 0
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I'd hope she was.

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Doortje 29
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So your future mother-in-law is a MILF? You better hold your liquor, who knows what you'll try next.

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macskapingvin 0
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I'm sure next he'll try it on with the DILF.

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