FML : Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 20:21 / United States

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By DncrHap | 9

#1971455 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:42

pssh. what's the problem? two girls with one bone!

By geepc | 3

#1971461 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:43

haha oh dear OP.. maybe ease off on the alcohol if you can't handle it to prevent future embarrassment?

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By sofiainthesun | 5

#1971446 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:40

you got lucky ;)

TomasT | 0

#1971501 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:52

You tried NOT to shave her armpits?

banana_buddy | 6

#1971601 - Sunday 16 January 2011 0:32

No I believe the question is "did he get lucky"

alfredrog | 0

#1972012 - Sunday 16 January 2011 3:17

better question, did she liked it?

xStarKillerx | 4

#1972131 - Sunday 16 January 2011 4:21

And did the girlfriend want in?

RoseBlack123 | 37

#5761191 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 6:05

Is your girlfriend's name Stacy?

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1971454 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:42

Awesome!

TheBeatlesAreLov | 0

#1974604 - Sunday 16 January 2011 22:46

Only in Jersey.

CaliLove14 | 0

#4080710 - Friday 24 February 2012 5:51

Hey

By DncrHap | 9

#1971455 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:42

pssh. what's the problem? two girls with one bone!

ctFIRE216 | 0

#1971896 - Sunday 16 January 2011 2:25

Sao comes the comment from one girl with no bones

Chunkylover76 | 4

#1972341 - Sunday 16 January 2011 6:34

I like where you're going with your train of thought there Hap! Plus did I mention I like your pic? Very cute! :)

monzach | 5

#1972887 - Sunday 16 January 2011 11:19

*cough* cheesy pick up line *cough*

RachaelJustBlah6 | 0

#1986161 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:22

bahaahaha! got her awws

By mea_iloveskiing | 26

#1971457 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:43

french manicure ? =DDD

LightningLadyy | 0

#1971479 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:47

Moms love the manicures! OP, you are just so clever!

By geepc | 3

#1971461 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:43

haha oh dear OP.. maybe ease off on the alcohol if you can't handle it to prevent future embarrassment?

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1971463 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:45

So...
Is her mom paying extra special attention to you now?

By mozeltov | 7

#1971467 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:45

YDI, don't get drunk if you don't wanna act stupid

By detolicious | 2

#1971471 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:46

e-high five!

By mona_is_here | 10

#1971488 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:49

Is she a MILF?

perdix | 29

#1971561 - Sunday 16 January 2011 0:14

When he's wearing the Beer Goggles she is.

Aerious | 0

#1971653 - Sunday 16 January 2011 0:55

I'd hope she was.

By Doortje | 28

#1971493 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:51

So your future mother-in-law is a MILF? You better hold your liquor, who knows what you'll try next.

macskapingvin | 0

#1971815 - Sunday 16 January 2011 1:50

I'm sure next he'll try it on with the DILF.

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