FML : Today, my roommate thought of a new idea for our household. According to him, we should take dumps at work as often as we can, that way, "we'll save on...

Today, my roommate thought of a new idea for our household. According to him, we should take dumps at work as often as we can, that way, "we'll save on toilet paper at home." FML

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By MrRadin / Friday 4 December 2015 05:31 / France

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By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7496407 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:21

Is your roommates name by any chance Scrooge MC Duck?

By shannon.elizabeth | 10

#7686013 - Saturday 1 September 2018 2:22

just steal tp from work

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By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7496407 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:21

Is your roommates name by any chance Scrooge MC Duck?

By shannon.elizabeth | 10

#7686013 - Saturday 1 September 2018 2:22

just steal tp from work

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