Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, honey. I'm sorry.
TryToBeKind 0
OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.
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ello_ello 0
He was lieing, he was just pissed after 3 months no sex. Next time give it up so he won't have to find someone else to. (probably found her in the 3 months you made him wait)
BigLord 0
#22 is correct, that would be awesome lol. Anyway, I'm so curious to knowing what happened afterwards... I mean, wtf would anyone do?
dcapp 0
hahahahaha #24
alex_vik 1
Either he's cheating, or you're a friend with benefits that you didn't realize because of a communication error.
Banthestrandland 0
#14 How'd you get "girls never pull stuff like this" out of what #7 said? I agree with you, but jeeze, overreact much?
jbabe 0
u should definitely tell the girlfriend. she deserves to know bc shes in the same boat as u. plus it'll get back at him bc he'll be left with no one. which is what he deserves.
Ngood7 0
Yeah, he is a douche for sure, but hopefully you didn't need random strangers on the internet to tell you that. #9, I don't think there's really any insurance that if you "pick a partner more carefully", you won't get hurt. People (guys AND girls) do not-so-nice things like that sometimes, and it's hard to be prepared for it. (especially if you're really into someone... you tend to have an idealized vision of them in your mind, because you want it to work out so badly.) The only thing you can really do is try to learn from the situation and move on. It's not worth brooding over.
backoff 0
#36 I just hate the way its said! #17 said "Sweety, you deserve better than a jerk like that. Guys like that make me sick!" to me #7 assumes that every guys could act like this, unlike #17 whos pointing only at the guys who really cheat on their girlfriends... But you may be right Im just a lil french guy so maybe i havent got some nuances. Despite everything I still think what i said and i still can't stand girls who maintain that men are cheaters and women are angels...
LittleMiss1 0
That sucks.. but maybe he thought u were just a make out girl:/ You should totally confront him sorry:(
Banthestrandland 0
#40 How did #17 enter this? You're dodging the question. You even say that you have no problem with #7. But then if I went on VDM and made a comment I'd probably sound hyper/cold/whatever, so I guess it's not a problem.