Hahaha

First to reply to #1? Yes, Jim10, congratulations.

gratz :)

pow right in the kisser.

Should we call the waaaambulance?

haha family guy

textual assault.

#2 fail. He checked his phone while making out with you? That's the real FML!

That happened to me once, except he elbowed me in the boob.. :/

Good thing he didn't bust ur bust.

she's prob flat chested so it doesn't count

#3 Are you sure he didn't do that on purpose?

Aw come on #50....don't make fun if her flat chest. She's still just a kid. Give her some time to grow.

very nice

Being hit in the boobies hurt ;~;

ouch I hope no lip bleeding? haha it is rather funny though :P

Kudos to him.

Your eyes are awesome!

I could say the same about yours

bad boyfriend

You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

See DocBastard's rule #3.

Typical asshole man. Dump him.

wowow wait a second. I thought that redpillsucks would have a much higher voice. (black ppl have lower voices, it's not raceist it's a fact of life.) it's ok I love you regardless of your masculine voice.

DocBastard's rule #12 - If an FML contains a comment such as those on DocBastard's profile, said user will reply, owning you in the process.

lol why are you so fast to judge ?

BOOM! Head shot!

hahahahahaha!

What a win, he's definitely a keeper.

"lik omg im mking out w/ my gf it its ttly hot dude. i mite get to have sexes w/ her! l8r dad. ily"

"There is more than one reason why that won't happen."

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