Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Rainbow_dumpster
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You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.
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machiko_fml
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Kudos to him.
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ROFLBERRYPIE
| 0
Hahaha
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
First to reply to #1? Yes, Jim10, congratulations.
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ItalianFilipino
| 0
gratz :)
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novair
| 5
pow right in the kisser.
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GaryBusey1121
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Should we call the waaaambulance?
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so_unlucky89765
| 4
haha family guy
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MissErikaHart
| 0
textual assault.
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EffinAhole
| 0
#2 fail. He checked his phone while making out with you? That's the real FML!
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xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx
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That happened to me once, except he elbowed me in the boob.. :/
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Evan2297
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Good thing he didn't bust ur bust.
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omgwork
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she's prob flat chested so it doesn't count
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PointAndLaugh
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#3 Are you sure he didn't do that on purpose?
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justsomgirl
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Aw come on #50....don't make fun if her flat chest. She's still just a kid. Give her some time to grow.
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elbenno3
| 0
very nice
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PsychoKittie
| 7
Being hit in the boobies hurt ;~;
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harry_potter_luv
| 0
ouch I hope no lip bleeding? haha it is rather funny though :P
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machiko_fml
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Kudos to him.
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InDenial
| 6
Your eyes are awesome!
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theblackpoop
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I could say the same about yours
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novair
| 5
bad boyfriend
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Rainbow_dumpster
| 27
You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.
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DocBastard
| 38
See DocBastard's rule #3.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Typical asshole man. Dump him.
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innerexlet
| 0
wowow wait a second. I thought that redpillsucks would have a much higher voice. (black ppl have lower voices, it's not raceist it's a fact of life.) it's ok I love you regardless of your masculine voice.
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Lucidium
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DocBastard's rule #12 - If an FML contains a comment such as those on DocBastard's profile, said user will reply, owning you in the process.
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54754N4
| 14
lol why are you so fast to judge ?
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Zmeilerr
| 22
BOOM! Head shot!
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zacheimz
| 0
hahahahahaha!
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QuAcKiTy
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What a win, he's definitely a keeper.
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Fortuitous
| 0
"lik omg im mking out w/ my gf it its ttly hot dude. i mite get to have sexes w/ her! l8r dad. ily"
"There is more than one reason why that won't happen."
"There is more than one reason why that won't happen."
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QuAcKiTy
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