By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Rainbow_dumpster 27
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You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Hahaha

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KiddNYC1O 20

First to reply to #1? Yes, Jim10, congratulations.

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novair 5
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pow right in the kisser.

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GaryBusey1121 0
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Should we call the waaaambulance?

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so_unlucky89765 4

haha family guy

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MissErikaHart 0

textual assault.

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EffinAhole 0
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#2 fail. He checked his phone while making out with you? That's the real FML!

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xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
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That happened to me once, except he elbowed me in the boob.. :/

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Evan2297 0
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Good thing he didn't bust ur bust.

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omgwork 0

she's prob flat chested so it doesn't count

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PointAndLaugh 0
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#3 Are you sure he didn't do that on purpose?

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justsomgirl 4
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Aw come on #50....don't make fun if her flat chest. She's still just a kid. Give her some time to grow.

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PsychoKittie 7
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Being hit in the boobies hurt ;~;

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harry_potter_luv 0

ouch I hope no lip bleeding? haha it is rather funny though :P

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InDenial 6
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Your eyes are awesome!

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theblackpoop 0
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I could say the same about yours

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novair 5
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bad boyfriend

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Rainbow_dumpster 27
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You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

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DocBastard 38
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See DocBastard's rule #3.

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RedPillSucks 31

Typical asshole man. Dump him.

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innerexlet 0
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wowow wait a second. I thought that redpillsucks would have a much higher voice. (black ppl have lower voices, it's not raceist it's a fact of life.) it's ok I love you regardless of your masculine voice.

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Lucidium 0
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DocBastard's rule #12 - If an FML contains a comment such as those on DocBastard's profile, said user will reply, owning you in the process.

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54754N4 14
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lol why are you so fast to judge ?

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Zmeilerr 22
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BOOM! Head shot!

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zacheimz 0

hahahahahaha!

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QuAcKiTy 0
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What a win, he's definitely a keeper.

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Fortuitous 0

"lik omg im mking out w/ my gf it its ttly hot dude. i mite get to have sexes w/ her! l8r dad. ily" "There is more than one reason why that won't happen."

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