Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, honey. I'm sorry.
TryToBeKind 0
OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.
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Banthestrandland 0
Also, #39: relationships are presumed closed until proven open. You gotta check with your partner if you're gonna have an open relationship. If that isn't done, then your partner has every right to feel possessive if you're with someone else. On the other hand, it appears the OP is the other woman. If the OP's partner is in an open relationship with his ACTUAL girlfriend, then there's no harm in the OP's telling her about the OP's partner's "infidelity." If not, then the cheating bastard ought to lose them both.
AntiChrist7 0
there are enough honest boys out there, but you choose the idiotic ass. YDI
backoff 0
#43 lol I was just trying to explain how i understood that comparing the sentences... sorry if you didnt got it, but i wasnt trying to dodge anything... ^^ It just seems that there's a problem in the translation
Ringadingding 0
Oh i know how that feels a little over a year ago i found out that my bf of half a year had another gf. And that I was the other woman. But yea you want to let her know cause i didnt (it didnt even occure to me i was so upset) and she hates me now and got even more hurt than i did in the end. Def break it off and let her know that you were just as oblivious as her.
Stay_beautiful 0
Notice how he said "probably"? Maybe he got so caught up in the moment, he totally forgot he was with her, and that it was someone else. Guys fantasize about that kind of stuff all the time. The OP never said it actually was another girl. Don't jump to so many conclusions.
gleidu77 0
yeah, definitely let the other girl know. that way, you're not the bad guy, HE is. that's the problem with a lot of these situations - the girlfriend will automatically put all the blame on the "other woman", when the person at fault is the jackass who is seeing both of you at once. (although, if the "other woman" knows he's cheating, obviously she's at fault too) you guys will probably become friends lol
gleidu77 0
and #48: you're giving this guy WAY too much credit. i can't ever see that actually happening. it's excuses like that that make girls stay in dishonest relationships cause they don't want to believe whats right in front of them.
spelling 0
Lol, I can't wait to see the FML: Today, I felt lonely and decided to call my boyfriend for some playtime just to find out he was having fun with another girl. FML
SpunkT 0
#48, you're an idiot.
average_girl 0
thats messed up. he shouldnt be making out w/ u if hes got a gf... and y would he shout that? does he not care about u...? does he think ur just the person he makes out w/???