Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, honey. I'm sorry.
TryToBeKind 0
OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.
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Comments (150)
hayleykaulitz 0
What a bloody douche!
cheerduce 0
Kill that dick
annis_fml 0
oh wow. what a douche. but did you guys ever actually have a talk to establish that you're his girlfriend? because if you've never talked about it directly then you would probably have different ideas about what you guys are to each other.
tipple 0
FYL. It seems that the "boyfriend" knew that something wasn't right with the situation: "Oh shit! ..." This is not a casual "That's prolly my girlfriend, hang on a minute..." But why did he say this in front of you?!? It seems he either doesn't care how you feel and, even worse, doesn't care if you stop seeing him; or he is actually trying to hurt you. I can't see any positive way to view this. Unless the two of you have had some bizarre misunderstanding: Boyfriend: "I have a girlfriend now!" OP (thinking he means her): "Yes I know - I think that's great"
xxxgirliegirlxxx 0
What's the point of claiming a bf/gf? Statisically speaking they are gonna cheat..... Have a couple of friends with benefits..... That's all you really need... ;)
footer35 0
that sucks sorry to hear! just the worst...
dantheman_fml 0
hahahaha this is actually pretty funny.... theres two options to this 1. he wanted to get rid of her.... told friend to call him while he knew he was going to be with her ( by saying something like "oh shit my gf" the guy just made sure the girl he was with wont bother him again) 2. The guy is just cool as shit and doesnt care if the booty call knows the gf is calling
vicky93 0
lol my boyfriend does that to me all the time.. and its obv a jokee. if nott, thenn that sucks lol
vicky93 0
lol my boyfriend does that to me all the time.. and its obv a jokee. if nott, thenn that sucks lol
starshine3987 0
Haha so true # 104. These people are probably 15.