Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
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desireev
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Fuck that!!! I'd tell him to shove it!! FYL
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I suggest a rebellion.
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willpierce
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Frst
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desireev
| 17
Fuck that!!! I'd tell him to shove it!! FYL
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cyrusyoman
| 5
amazing idea :)
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officeradvil
| 8
His boss might be Elvis. If so, then man up.
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Ionodemon1995
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But it might be Michael Jackson, so if then, suck his dick whilst acting like an 8 year old.
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thor89
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Is your boss Michael Scott?
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enonymous
| 8
Duke Nukem got an office job?!?
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MuziKMajoR
| 5
Tell him or her "hail to my balls mother fuker"
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Fuck his wife/girlfriend, see who's king then...
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bitchslapped22
| 14
Wheres #1?
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RawrScreamedTheC
| 6
My teacher wanted his class to call him "greatness".
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Muslimgal92
| 0
Where is number #1? What sorcery is this :O
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cosmosis
| 12
Acts of treason may be the answer! Down with the king and off with his head!!!
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Tell him you'll hail the king when his wife "salutes your captin" ;)
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truthurt47
| 0
Unless it's Chuck Norris
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BPFE
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what kind of fucking comment is that??
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desireev
| 17
What comment??? What kind of comment is what?
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Yes! Tell us! The suspense is killing me!!
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Rawroar
| 3
Fuck his wife and yell "Hail to the king" as you cum.
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TitaniaSilk
| 4
So do what he suggested! Just suck it up!
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
...and suffer with a possibly narcissist boss who demands everyone to praise him. Nice job...
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TitaniaSilk
| 4
I mean, suck it up and do as he requested. Of course, no said you had to say it sincerely.
(For the record, this was posted before I saw #10)
(For the record, this was posted before I saw #10)
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twifan1901
| 0
Sincere or not "hailing the king" is crazy
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docscientist
| 9
Yeah, op, be a tool!
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builditbetter09
| 3
Or while everyone is yelling "hail to the king" blurt out "FUCK YOU!!!" then look at the person next to you like wtf?
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TitaniaSilk
| 4
#12- By [un]sincerely I meant sarcastic. I was just trying to not be as rudely blunt as some people on here are. :)
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TitaniaSilk
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Hey look! My comment got down voted so many times that it was hidden! That's a first! :D
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StoryOfTheYear
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I suggest a rebellion.
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nixter5
| 18
What would make it even better is if the boss played Darth Vader music as he walks off.
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MuziKMajoR
| 5
Death to all who oppose me says the boss
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McMan
| 23
I prefer regicide myself.
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DFlit1
| 0
Fuck rebellions those take time and planning no I say mutiny and appoint ur own new boss
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ikickgingers
| 15
Hail to the king baby!!!!!!!!
Army
Of
Darkness
Fuck yes!!!!!
Army
Of
Darkness
Fuck yes!!!!!
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Palirose
| 22
That's some bull crap. He cant fire you if you don't though.
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evilplatypus
| 38
He can make your life hell though. There are so many little things a boss can do to mess with you; it's like an art almost.
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sheethapins
| 13
Actually if it's an at will state he can but not disclose the reason. So... Man up.
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lysx84
| 24
Apologies for ignorance here, what is an "at will state"? OP is in the UK, can I go right ahead an assume the post above is idiotic and irrelevant?
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crazyrn
| 6
It means your boss can fire you at will; he doesn't need a reason why.
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sheethapins
| 13
Ah, you're right. Pardon my intoxicated assumption without looking to see op was in the uk. Oopsie poopsie.
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Jossylin
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Whatta douche!
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hateevryone
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tell him to kiss your ass!
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W3ST
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Go cut urself.
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IdfkMyUsernamexC
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He must have something stuck up his ass lol
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ikickgingers
| 15
A boomstick?
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monkeysareyummy
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Anal plug
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tweetypie
| 18
A scepter?
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sadistmonkey
| 19
That would be exactly the opposite of manning up...
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DocBastard
| 38
Just tell everyone in the office that "Hail to the King" actually means "Go fuck yourself, you pretentious twat". Then you can all say it as much as you want.
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nava1210
| 12
Well then, HAIL TO THE KING!!!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Smooth. ^
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monkeysareyummy
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So doc, what are those objects in the x-ray that are in the person? I can't tell.
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ZTD09
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If you can't tell you're probably not old enough to know.
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thatKidzmOm
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It's not IN the person....it's AROUND the...err...person.
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MandyMeow_fml
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Well 126. Thats an X-ray of a woman's pelvis and the little round thing you see is a condom stuck inside of her vagina.
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thatKidzmOm
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Actually it's a guy with a cock ring.
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Anubyte
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What's the wire up by the spinal cord?
Also, this may be stupid, but doesn't a X-ray only show medal, i.e. Not condoms?
Also, this may be stupid, but doesn't a X-ray only show medal, i.e. Not condoms?
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jessesgirl14
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152- I'm assuming you mean metal, but no, metal is not the only thing to show up in an xray...
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DocBastard
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The wire is just part of a heart monitor.
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monkeysareyummy
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I love this great, deep, and thoughtful conversation and all, but I just want to know what it is and not someone guessing if it has to do with cocks or not.
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monkeysareyummy
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Oops sorry I posted that comment ^ before I saw docs comment. Forgive me. But is that what the ring thing is too?
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bamagrl410
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142 - Usually before an x-ray you're asked to remove metal from the area being x-rayed. That would include a cock ring, so I'm not so sure that's what that is.
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bamagrl410
| 31
Nevermind... Just read Doc's blog & found the explanation. I officially feel stupid.
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jellitonoctopus
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I'm thrilled to see you've updated the stories from trauma bay, they are my favorite bedtime stories.
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MandyMeow_fml
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Oh that would make more sense I mistook it for a woman's pelvis