Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes...

By Poorman - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United Kingdom

Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML

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By desireev | 17

#3713279 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:52

Fuck that!!! I'd tell him to shove it!! FYL

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3713306 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

I suggest a rebellion.

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By willpierce | 0

#3713277 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:52

Frst

By desireev | 17

#3713279 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:52

Fuck that!!! I'd tell him to shove it!! FYL

cyrusyoman | 5

#3713357 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:01

amazing idea :)

officeradvil | 8

#3713384 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:04

His boss might be Elvis. If so, then man up.

Ionodemon1995 | 0

#3713426 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:13

But it might be Michael Jackson, so if then, suck his dick whilst acting like an 8 year old.

thor89 | 0

#3713432 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:13

Is your boss Michael Scott?

enonymous | 8

#3713616 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:05

Duke Nukem got an office job?!?

MuziKMajoR | 5

#3713620 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:05

Tell him or her "hail to my balls mother fuker"

n_epic_fail | 14

#3713690 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:34

Fuck his wife/girlfriend, see who's king then...

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3713806 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:09

Wheres #1?

RawrScreamedTheC | 6

#3713826 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:13

My teacher wanted his class to call him "greatness".

Muslimgal92 | 0

#3713867 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:35

Where is number #1? What sorcery is this :O

cosmosis | 12

#3713911 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:50

Acts of treason may be the answer! Down with the king and off with his head!!!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3713925 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:55

Tell him you'll hail the king when his wife "salutes your captin" ;)

truthurt47 | 0

#3714232 - Sunday 11 December 2011 7:36

Unless it's Chuck Norris

BPFE | 1

#3714289 - Sunday 11 December 2011 7:57

what kind of fucking comment is that??

desireev | 17

#3715366 - Sunday 11 December 2011 15:38

What comment??? What kind of comment is what?

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3715627 - Sunday 11 December 2011 16:43

Yes! Tell us! The suspense is killing me!!

Rawroar | 3

#4014935 - Friday 10 February 2012 1:06

Fuck his wife and yell "Hail to the king" as you cum.

By TitaniaSilk | 4

#3713280 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:52

So do what he suggested! Just suck it up!

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3713334 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:59

...and suffer with a possibly narcissist boss who demands everyone to praise him. Nice job...

TitaniaSilk | 4

#3713344 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:00

I mean, suck it up and do as he requested. Of course, no said you had to say it sincerely.
(For the record, this was posted before I saw #10)

twifan1901 | 0

#3713374 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:03

Sincere or not "hailing the king" is crazy

docscientist | 9

#3713380 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:04

Yeah, op, be a tool!

builditbetter09 | 3

#3713468 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:27

Or while everyone is yelling "hail to the king" blurt out "FUCK YOU!!!" then look at the person next to you like wtf?

TitaniaSilk | 4

#3713743 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:50

#12- By [un]sincerely I meant sarcastic. I was just trying to not be as rudely blunt as some people on here are. :)

TitaniaSilk | 4

#3715856 - Sunday 11 December 2011 17:46

Hey look! My comment got down voted so many times that it was hidden! That's a first! :D

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3713306 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

I suggest a rebellion.

nixter5 | 18

#3713464 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:26

What would make it even better is if the boss played Darth Vader music as he walks off.

MuziKMajoR | 5

#3713678 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:30

Death to all who oppose me says the boss

McMan | 23

#3713688 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:32

I prefer regicide myself.

DFlit1 | 0

#3713857 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:30

Fuck rebellions those take time and planning no I say mutiny and appoint ur own new boss

ikickgingers | 15

#3714101 - Sunday 11 December 2011 6:45

Hail to the king baby!!!!!!!!

Army
Of
Darkness
Fuck yes!!!!!

By Palirose | 22

#3713307 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

That's some bull crap. He cant fire you if you don't though.

evilplatypus | 37

#3713530 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:43

He can make your life hell though. There are so many little things a boss can do to mess with you; it's like an art almost.

sheethapins | 13

#3713889 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:44

Actually if it's an at will state he can but not disclose the reason. So... Man up.

lysx84 | 24

#3714691 - Sunday 11 December 2011 9:57

Apologies for ignorance here, what is an "at will state"? OP is in the UK, can I go right ahead an assume the post above is idiotic and irrelevant?

crazyrn | 6

#3715391 - Sunday 11 December 2011 15:47

It means your boss can fire you at will; he doesn't need a reason why.

sheethapins | 13

#3718745 - Monday 12 December 2011 6:19

Ah, you're right. Pardon my intoxicated assumption without looking to see op was in the uk. Oopsie poopsie.

By Jossylin | 0

#3713311 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

Whatta douche!

By hateevryone | 14

#3713326 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:58

tell him to kiss your ass!

W3ST | 0

#3713760 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:52

Go cut urself.

By IdfkMyUsernamexC | 5

#3713327 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:58

He must have something stuck up his ass lol

ikickgingers | 15

#3714119 - Sunday 11 December 2011 6:53

A boomstick?

monkeysareyummy | 0

#3714259 - Sunday 11 December 2011 7:48

Anal plug

tweetypie | 18

#3715169 - Sunday 11 December 2011 13:58

A scepter?

By sadistmonkey | 19

#3713332 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:59

That would be exactly the opposite of manning up...

By DocBastard | 38

#3713340 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:59

Just tell everyone in the office that "Hail to the King" actually means "Go fuck yourself, you pretentious twat". Then you can all say it as much as you want.

nava1210 | 12

#3713983 - Sunday 11 December 2011 6:08

Well then, HAIL TO THE KING!!!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3714067 - Sunday 11 December 2011 6:36

Smooth. ^

monkeysareyummy | 0

#3714271 - Sunday 11 December 2011 7:52

So doc, what are those objects in the x-ray that are in the person? I can't tell.

ZTD09 | 2

#3714284 - Sunday 11 December 2011 7:56

If you can't tell you're probably not old enough to know.

thatKidzmOm | 10

#3714358 - Sunday 11 December 2011 8:37

It's not IN the person....it's AROUND the...err...person.

MandyMeow_fml | 18

#3714901 - Sunday 11 December 2011 11:42

Well 126. Thats an X-ray of a woman's pelvis and the little round thing you see is a condom stuck inside of her vagina.

thatKidzmOm | 10

#3715050 - Sunday 11 December 2011 12:58

Actually it's a guy with a cock ring.

Anubyte | 0

#3715443 - Sunday 11 December 2011 16:07

What's the wire up by the spinal cord?

Also, this may be stupid, but doesn't a X-ray only show medal, i.e. Not condoms?

jessesgirl14 | 16

#3716970 - Sunday 11 December 2011 22:15

152- I'm assuming you mean metal, but no, metal is not the only thing to show up in an xray...

DocBastard | 38

#3717157 - Sunday 11 December 2011 23:16

The wire is just part of a heart monitor.

monkeysareyummy | 0

#3718571 - Monday 12 December 2011 5:34

I love this great, deep, and thoughtful conversation and all, but I just want to know what it is and not someone guessing if it has to do with cocks or not.

monkeysareyummy | 0

#3718582 - Monday 12 December 2011 5:37

Oops sorry I posted that comment ^ before I saw docs comment. Forgive me. But is that what the ring thing is too?

bamagrl410 | 31

#3718937 - Monday 12 December 2011 7:20

142 - Usually before an x-ray you're asked to remove metal from the area being x-rayed. That would include a cock ring, so I'm not so sure that's what that is.

bamagrl410 | 31

#3719597 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:08

Nevermind... Just read Doc's blog & found the explanation. I officially feel stupid.

jellitonoctopus | 19

#3719657 - Monday 12 December 2011 8:40

I'm thrilled to see you've updated the stories from trauma bay, they are my favorite bedtime stories.

MandyMeow_fml | 18

#3719930 - Monday 12 December 2011 9:28

Oh that would make more sense I mistook it for a woman's pelvis