By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

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saIty 17

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

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jake_robbo 10

Maybe you just smell nice. You should take it as a compliment.

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gatorgirl7563 22

Smack in the face with a rolled up newspaper so he learns not to do that unwanted behavior!!! Me, though, I would get a tiny, travel size spray bottle from the dollar store, fill it with something noxious that makes him cough and choke, and spray it in his face every time he sniffs me, at least in public. Even cheap, dollar store perfume or spray deodorant would work, since he's either sniffing you to make sure you don't smell bad or because he likes so smell. So either way, you're just being helpful.

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SaltyLurker 10

Wow I do this to my boyfriend when he comes home. I just have a very deep experience when it comes to his scent and that's why I like sniffing him. I never realized people felt this strongly about it FML

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