Love: Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He... - FML

By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:53

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

saIty 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:54

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

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andreads619 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:59

thats not weird really its not

Bryceps 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:01

I guess u smell good

Miroticc 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:36

Do you happen to smell like shit? Maybe he didn't want you to embarrass him in front of people so he smelt you to see if you didn't have poor hygiene or BO.

authorkid 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:46

Maybe it's like this game I play with my friends sometimes...you sniff someones shoulder, and if they don't notice you do it again and if they dont notice that, you bite them

FlyingWhisps 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:03

Maybe you smell really nice? This could be taken as a compliment...

MiisNeNe 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:46

I know your pain. My bd does the same stupid thing. He sniffs my neck and breaths deep! (awkward yet loving)

ankamara 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:20

My boyfriend licks me on the face like a dog

ebonelli 0

Monday 15 August 2011 22:37

At least he didnt sniff your butt

ripdat 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:17

you needa say something to him , not on fml .

LarRy_PokR_ 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:26

Easy solution: Break up with him!

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