Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to deep throat him and I had to tell him he isn’t long enough to reach my throat. It just about reaches the back of my tongue, but that’s it. He’s now sulking. I can’t change the length of his prick. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
You could just tell him that it's physically uncomfortable to do that. No need to say the reason.
Welshite 40
Use a straw. Trust me, it works. It's what my girlfriend has to use.
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Comments (84)
zr11990 8
Why the **** would you put this out in public
DexBanWhore 6
tilt your head back before you start sucking. not that hard.
jvanevery 19
he watches **** and that's what happens in all the pornos there's so many things in **** that are just stupid or are done for visibility to the camera before **** nobody pulled out and ejaculated on the woman rather than in her
LizzyNitty 6
tell him he's too small and if he cries like bitch, tell him to grow a pair...
portcharlotte 4
Wow thanks for sharing whenever I get a bj the girl always makes eye contact with me now its good to know my dick is big enough lol..
looj 2
You should keep this to your self
Taihaa7 2
WOW..haha
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That really does suck.
NovaBlue 3
Yeah my ex did that a lot it's hard to tell them without hurting their feelings