Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to deep throat him and I had to tell him he isn’t long enough to reach my throat. It just about reaches the back of my tongue, but that’s it. He’s now sulking. I can’t change the length of his prick. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
You could just tell him that it's physically uncomfortable to do that. No need to say the reason.
Welshite 40
Use a straw. Trust me, it works. It's what my girlfriend has to use.
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Comments (84)
moonlight77 28
Honesty is always the best policy. You are going to have to tell him at some point, why not now?
xn3x 10
My condolences on having a boyfriend who's too small... However, I have to call BS on not being able to look up because of that. I can keep eye contact with my wife when I go down on her, so I don't think OP even tried. And to all the people saying the BF is not entitled to the BJs - couldn't agree more. But at the same time, OP is not entitled to that relationship, for example. IMO, the best thing to do is to be open, voice your desires and do the best to make SO happy. If you get no pleasure from giving pleasure... Well, FYL.
jawarston 24
This FML was just a little bit of a low blow
jazminer 2
Either be blunt or tell a little white lie to spare his feelings. Simple.
MrsHoffman 11
Why not tell him, that will shut him up!
MSCCG 16
You could get him to lie down maybe?
topher5110 7
Bend it so far down so you can look him in the eye. I bet he will change his mind about the eye contact.
siomha 4
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myabeth 11
I've got the same problem with my boyfriend!
jriley4u 17
I'm sorry. This made me Lol.