Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to deep throat him and I had to tell him he isn’t long enough to reach my throat. It just about reaches the back of my tongue, but that’s it. He’s now sulking. I can’t change the length of his prick. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
You could just tell him that it's physically uncomfortable to do that. No need to say the reason.
Welshite 40
Use a straw. Trust me, it works. It's what my girlfriend has to use.
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Comments (84)
Sandman2015 12
Wait..what? I am having a hard time putting that together. Wouldn't it be easier? Or does he have a gut and you can't see past it? I'm seriously overthinking this one.
Mistyinltown 4
I know this is like 2 months ago, but seriously? Kiss a wall and look up, see how comfortable that is.
Ging3rSnap 9
I dated a guy with a really small penis, I understand your predicament!
addieshea 7
I can't look up at my boyfriend because his dick is too big... I don't understand your problem.
chuka81 27
Big dick. Small dick. All dick. I see how you'd understand her problem
two2blue 28
Pull back and make eye contact for a moment before you go back down again! Tip your head sideways and just lick around on the under side while you look at upwards at him. Grab the base and aim him more downwards.... Eye contact is sexy, even if he's not huge. Then in the interest of reciprocity, you can ask him for some favors that turn you on?
doodlesdork 7
That's what I was thinking and i'm glad someone said most of it already. I don't really like making eye contact during this but if he specifically asked i'd try to do it a little. In addition to what #29 said, it also might help to have him lying on his back, and then place yourself in between his legs with your knees bent so your legs are folded under you, giving you an easier point of view to look up at him (in my experience anyways). Also the angle where you give the jewels a light suck will give you a view of his face. If you're just going up down up down the whole time you're not doing it as well as you could be. Or if it bothers you that much (I think its awkward myself haha) then just say its uncomfortable like other people suggested. Looking up sharply for a long time kind of hurts the eyes and can give someone a headache. I can't believe I just gave this kind of advice on the internet. Good luck!
Dictionaryspeaks 18
99problems lol
Limeila 10
You can't make eye contact going down on a girl, so I don't really get it...
mfmylifesrsly 30
Going down on a girl is a different angle than going down on a a guy. I'm not going to go into detail but you should know that. And if you're confused look it up.
mfmylifesrsly 30
And you CAN make eye contact going down on a girl.
brickshedloski 9
are you kidding? if she looks down, it's a straight shot, direct eye contact. and sexy as hell.
MidnightRose2015 3
44 can confirm I love when my guy does it
AmericanBadAss 21
You can definitely make eye contact going down on a girl. Her clit is at the top of the ****** and that's where you should make most of your contact which gives you a direct look into her eyes. I love watching my girlfriend's expressions as her pleasure increases. It's how I can tell what she's in the mood for.
Ging3rSnap 9
You have a very lucky girlfriend!
Limeila 10
Oops, I must have been tired when I wrote the comment because I meant you CAN. So you should be able to do so with a tiny dick too...
withered 30
Look him directly in the eyes while you tell him the truth.
Sparx1_1 16
For starters he is not entitled to a ********. Most women would not even consider doing it, so he needs to be grateful that he has a girlfriend who will. If you want him to stop bitching about eye contact then you are going to have to just tell him the truth. Better to tell him now and get it over with.
Weasely 11
I hope the "most women" who wouldn't consider doing it don't expect men to go down on them either.
vOIDmASS 13
I haven't slept with All women, but the ones I have are 100% ready for some give and take. It's all about returning the favor.
loctran 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You seriously don't need to put something like this on Fml. That's too much information. If you have an issue about something like this, I suggest you talk to your boyfriend about it.
Ging3rSnap 9
You don't read a lot of FMLs... do you?
Sweetjessierose 8
Tell him. It'll shut him up if nothing else ;)