By oh gee - 02/05/2016 05:01

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Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
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You could just tell him that it's physically uncomfortable to do that. No need to say the reason.

Use a straw. Trust me, it works. It's what my girlfriend has to use.

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Use a straw. Trust me, it works. It's what my girlfriend has to use.

Can confirm. My girlfriend uses it, too. The edges hurt a bit, but it's worth it.

Coffee straw works the best for me.

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I've never heard of this straw trick? How do you do it? Sorry, not trying to be gross or weird, I've just simply never heard of it before!

#37: First, you must purchase straws. Bonus points if you get those loopy Krazy straws. (I personally like the blue ones. Makes me feel more masculine.) Slip the straw over the penis. Suck away. It's like a homemade penis pump, but without all the embarrassment and slobber. Unfortunately it's also the only way some girls can get a grasp. It's hard having a 5 cm penis. Ahem...at least that's what a friend told me. Yeah...

#31, I'm actually 20 years old. Perfect FML moment right here. Oh, and to answer your question, it's called a joke.

um..... how exactly would a straw help here????????

it wouldn't. someone just chose to make a odd comment and people just rolled with it it would seem.

Instructions unclear; Penis has been replaced by thick straw.. pls halp

Put a pillow under his hips.

Excellent idea! Pillows under the hips automatically add two inches to penis length.

While it won't make his dick any longer, it will reorient the angle she's working at. Maybe she can make eye contact then.

Except that won't do anything if he's standing.

@60 Very true... But honestly, I doubt anyone would ever stand holding a pillow pressed against their ass while receiving a blow job.

#13 is that really true? I feel like it isn't.

You could just tell him that it's physically uncomfortable to do that. No need to say the reason.

I think I would laugh if I had to make eye contact during a BJ. Most people's orgasm/enjoyment face is kinda hilarious (and adorable) so it'd be hard to keep the mood sexy. Also, do what makes you comfortable, sounds like it'd cause one hell of a stiff neck.

I personally think that orgasm faces are really arousing. It's the fact that the person is orgasming, which gets me.

From a BJ though? That face angle is not the most flattering. Or maybe it's just my partner who looks funny from that angle and makes me laugh. lol. During other sex things, definitely. (probably should have clarified better in my last comment!)

I love to see my girl look at me while going down, but the fact that she sees me back is kinda pressuring lol

I don't know why but men love when you look at them while giving a blowjob. I do it but not during the whole thing. I hate when a man looks at me though when down on me cause I know I have a double chin from that angle. LOL

Seen yourself in a mirror lately? Your pretty I doubt he's worried about your chin lol

LOL #10. Yes! At least if I'm lying down I can look up/lean back so my neck is all exposed and smooth and sexier. Standing up for any type of oral leaves double chins for anyone receiving and it's hilarious (although being able to laugh about it with a partner is fun and healthy!)

If you look into someone's eyes while the orgasm you see into their soul according to Taco on The League. Also according to The League people's face people make after the point of no return and during orgasm is called "vinegar strokes" because you look like someone just stuck a bowl of vinegar under your nose.

I took a viagra it got stuck in my throat I've been having a stiff neck for hours.

Just tell him your necks too short...

There's one thing here which is too short, and it isn't OP's neck.

Why has this gotten negative comments? I laughed!

Eh, some people are just rude, don't sweat it. Thank you btw

hes been watching too much porn

He should be happy he's getting a bj in the first place, not complaining about eye contact. Tell him to make eye contact when he goes down on you!

I agree here. It's my understanding that a good number of women dislike giving a bj.

I think #18 is right. I've never given one myself, but it looks really uncomfortable, and tiring. Plus, penises are large things. I imagine it feels rather uncomfortable, indeed.

idk I enjoy it with my partner, as does he with me, but I'd be pretty pissed off if he was so ungrateful to be nagging me about something like that. Obvs, communicating fav things is a key part of good sex, but nagging once the other person has said no is not good.

18, I disagree that a "good number" of women don't like giving blow jobs. It's just about being in the right mood for it. I like doing it, although I'd rather it lead to sex so I can get mine too. Lots and lots of women enjoy giving their partners pleasure, more so enjoy it than not, from my understanding. (It's enjoying the act of giving pleasure more so that the act itself, if that makes sense).

Give the man what he's asking for. Stop sucking and stare at him. He'll get the hint when the pleasure stops.

I think googly eyes on the top of your head should solve this problem.