Health, Mental health, Relatable and Sadness: Rubbing it in - FML

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, I went to the pub to have a drink and feel better. I had a chat with an old drunk Irishman and he told me that he reads people and he is very certain that I’m a sad person. I am indeed a sad person. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 October 2022 17:04

It's a funny coincidence that your stated location is Reading, where everyone is Reading something. Even old drunks are Reading people and you were a book that was easily judged by its cover.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 October 2022 17:04

It's a funny coincidence that your stated location is Reading, where everyone is Reading something. Even old drunks are Reading people and you were a book that was easily judged by its cover.

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