Kids, Pranks, TikTok and Parents: Influencer brain

Influencer brain

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 16:00

Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML

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Evil child

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 02:01

Today, after my stepdaughter warned me that she’d get rid of me, she's finally successfully driven such a large wedge between me and my wife that we haven’t spoken in a month, and today she asked me for a divorce. Well played, stepdaughter, well played. FML

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By cait - 26/08/2019 15:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By jasonnn - 30/03/2012 05:00 - Australia

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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Demon child

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 00:01

Today, my daughter threw my stepson down the stairs. When I asked what the hell was going on, she claimed she was just demonstrating her willingness to seriously injure him the next time she catches him in her underwear drawer or in her room at all. I’m not sure which direction to parent in here. FML

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Freakout

By anonymous - 21/07/2021 00:01

Today, my soon-to-be step-daughter had as absolute meltdown at our rehearsal dinner, screaming that I ruined her family. Her parents were divorced 10 years before I even met him. Her mother was there because we’re friends. She’s 23 years-old. I honestly don’t know which one of us was more embarrassed. FML

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Taking sides

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 14:01

Today, after months of not wanting anything to do with her dad, my three-year-old was over her phase. During dinner, I play-shoved my husband and he did it back. Our daughter saw him and now keeps saying, "It’s not nice to push mommy." We’re back to square one. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By meens42 - 30/09/2013 08:04 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

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By JealousBratMuch - 26/07/2013 00:51 - Canada - High River

Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

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spinningrecords 14

Wednesday 6 July 2022 16:09

What a horrible kid, I hope karma pays her back in spades.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 6 July 2022 23:57

Well, someone's getting an eviction notice on their 18th birthday.

Comments

spinningrecords 14

Wednesday 6 July 2022 16:09

What a horrible kid, I hope karma pays her back in spades.

slhiggx 17

Thursday 7 July 2022 14:48

She’s a ******* child. Wtf is your excuse?

Dana Triganza 9

Tuesday 26 July 2022 14:46

Doesn’t say her age actually

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 6 July 2022 16:59

I'm looking forward to the sequel after she tells you "¡Ay, papi!"

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 6 July 2022 23:57

Well, someone's getting an eviction notice on their 18th birthday.

slhiggx 17

Thursday 7 July 2022 14:47

She’s a ******* child. They are immature. Be chill.

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 21 December 2022 3:02

If she feels secure enough to do that, you're clearly doing plenty right. She's just immature--kids don't really have developed brains yet. Tell her that hurt your feelings and model how to handle conflict, and she'll learn from it.