Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
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Top comments
Mercedes16 7
At least he broke the record. Lol
iamabamf 17
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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Comments (218)
jerm1027 2
The first one is slippery, I get that... but can he not go on after? Maybe he isn't excited enough. o_O
beannlove 7
sounds like you need some more foreplay to increase his stamina
Sibizien26 5
Your probably just to good!
ZombieKitteh 8
Laugh at him behind his back on the internet. That'll help.
Zehla 7
He is improving,OP. If you love him truly sexual satisfaction shouldnt be your number one necessity. If it is, perhaps you should have a friend with benefits instead of a relationship? You have to work together if you want a good sex life. I was 100% honest with my boyfriend. I never faked it to falsely boost his ego - but I was never mean to him, I was patient. Nowadays he can go for hours ;D. If your guy is new to sex it is unfair to expect him to be a **** star in bed.
hannikins 13
Weird.
auburngirl106 14
Sad story
LindseyLooh 6
You get triple "you life sucks"...
jflyer76 17
Like its his fault
stoneybadger78 6
I've been yelled at for lasting too long, because I was told I was a "2 pump chump" by a hookup after hitting it for 45 minutes, I now last as long as 2.5 hours.