Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
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gemno333 8
i agree with most of the post. the bottle of lotion could have meant alot to the guy and was trying to let it go. or he maybe wanted u to smell like her which isn`t good and means he`s not letting go of her. or maybe he`s just cheap and thought u would like it. the predicament ur in is hard.
ikickgingers 15
Again I have to say, it puts the lotion on it's skin!!!!
starx 3
Hmm maybe its just not ur day .
mistersheezy 7
Lucky you
JFreeman 6
Poor thing. This is just cruel of him to do.
cherryllollo 7
if he wanted u to smell like her, u think he would have had the decency to buy a new bottle. that way its still kind of weird but at least the gf doesn't know. lol
clementine00 1
That's creepy. he wants you to smell like her. I feel bad that the guy lost his wife, but if he's giving you he old lotion, then he obviously isn't over her death yet, and it might not be the best idea to be dating him.
KK3137 31
aww, isn't that sweet? He wanted you to keep it :)
vbmg152 19
Okay! He's got a problem! You need to forget him and move on!!
wickedeva 2
I know there's more to this story. I'm thinking your just an insensitive bitch.