ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
marriedtoatool
Sydney, Australia
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Chrissy
United States
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
rejected4ever
United States
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
loveyadad
Watertown, United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
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Comments (126)
LittleBritt 0
This is far too similar to a scene from how I met your mother!! When ted gives Robin his exs lotion to use! Coincidence?
mj_ok 9
Maybe you should give him some time.
lov3suck5 0
Awww! But gross
gms16 2
Time to dump his ass?
DanielleinDC 34
That's just creepy. And gross. And unhygeinic. If Boyfriend likes the scent, he can't go out and buy a bottle of the same lotion?
TheHarvardian 25
Thats just awkward and creepy. If he's giving OP a gift that is going to make him associate her with his dead wife, then its like he's trying to bring her back. Which is sweet in a weird way, but still creepy as hell. It sounds like he's either really cheap and doesn't want to buy OP a real gift, or he just isn't ready to date because he's still obsessed with someone else. Either way, I think its time to have a serious conversation with him.
Bekavera 4
You should refuse it and tell him thats a ****** up thing to do. To you and his woods memory.
Demonyx 6
Why does this post not say "ex-boyfriend"?
waiveringstar 1
ditch him as fast as you can
CTM0 3
was it nice lotion?