ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
marriedtoatool
Sydney, Australia
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Chrissy
United States
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
rejected4ever
United States
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
loveyadad
Watertown, United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Top comments
The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
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Comments (126)
structuredchaoz 4
Lmfao ikickgingers. Best comment ever.
fbethslife 21
Even if the lotion had nothing to do with his dead wife, giving someone a gift that's already been used is unbelievably tacky. I wish we would get more of the story behind this one.
domking1315 20
Um.........What?
angelmelsweetie 2
Lose the loser
Joey44 15
D: Get out of there before he goes all Vertigo and starts trying to turn you into her.
mcbobob 0
at least he didn't give you her clothes an cut ur hair in the middle of the night to her exact style an put her make up on u see could be worse
Calyx_fml 22
He wants you to smell like his dead wife. Creepy. Dump him.
Neonnight 0
Poor guy wants his wife back
Twisted_Angel 17
How long has his wife been dead? I think the best thing for you to do is maybe ask why he chose that gift. It might be something simple like he was cleaning out her stuff, and didn't have the heart to throw it away, so he gave it to you without thinking.
HomeAl0ne 20
Wow, I scanned that FML real quick and for a second thought he had given OP the half used body of his ex-wife.