By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
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perdix 29

He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.

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robc32ca 4

He wants you to smell like her. Next he'll have you dye your hair and the start wearing her cloths.

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Epikouros 31

That means you're his new wife to him. It's as good as a wedding ring!

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rattusrattus 18

Well its nice to see that Norman Bates has moved on from his mother obsession at least...

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SirBedevere 0

I bet he used half of it. For personal reasons.

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iammeat 0

Simply to rehydrate his **** after months or years of no use. Would you prefer beef jerky or a nice thick puffy sausage? Hopefully the OP is willing to assist with the rehydration process.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I want to start a band and call it Puffy Sausage.

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bettyc4 26

He...wants you to smell like her??

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perdix 29

I wonder how his first wife died. Could it be ... Lotion poisoning?!?! Dunh-dunh-dunh.

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aylaa_fml 3

Awww, I feel bad for him. It was a bit of a weird gift... but he must miss her.

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perdix 29

Stick with him, there's probably free tampons and K-Y Jelly in your future. Not to mention, shoes!

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higgy6969 7

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!

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1dude1fml1 0

AhahhahahahahHhHhHhHhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahah

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