ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
marriedtoatool
Sydney, Australia
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Chrissy
United States
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
rejected4ever
United States
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
loveyadad
Watertown, United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
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Comments (126)
robc32ca 4
He wants you to smell like her. Next he'll have you dye your hair and the start wearing her cloths.
Epikouros 32
That means you're his new wife to him. It's as good as a wedding ring!
rattusrattus 19
Well its nice to see that Norman Bates has moved on from his mother obsession at least...
SirBedevere 0
I bet he used half of it. For personal reasons.
iammeat 0
Simply to rehydrate his **** after months or years of no use. Would you prefer beef jerky or a nice thick puffy sausage? Hopefully the OP is willing to assist with the rehydration process.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I want to start a band and call it Puffy Sausage.
bettyc4 26
He...wants you to smell like her??
techweed 12
That's just morbid, man
perdix 31
I wonder how his first wife died. Could it be ... Lotion poisoning?!?! Dunh-dunh-dunh.
aylaa_fml 3
Awww, I feel bad for him. It was a bit of a weird gift... but he must miss her.
perdix 31
Stick with him, there's probably free tampons and K-Y Jelly in your future. Not to mention, shoes!
higgy6969 7
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!
1dude1fml1 0
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