Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
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Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
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underguarded 20
Sexyyy
herpitydurteedur 0
If it truly is an issue of him missing the way she smells, if wear a bit of it just to indulge him, but I would slightly alter the scent wih another fragrance a bit more each day. Then he'll get used to whatever you're wearing. Although if she were still living it'd e a completely different story. Sorry if my thoughts are a bit choppy, it's late and I had a long night.
RedPillSucks 33
oooohhh!!!! devious!!! me likey!!!!
MarkSkate 1
It's showing that he really cares about you. It's more of what it means rather what it is. It's a part of his wife and he wants you to be his new one.
usnwife 18
That's what I was thinking too. Sure it's a bit weird, but if he held on to it it's surely important and by giving it to op he's showing that she is important too. OP, take it as a sweet guesture, but I wouldn't wear it - you don't want him to be reminded of her every time he is near you, it will hinder your relationship. kindly accept it and store it away for a while!
boopiie 3
That is funnyThat is funny
badactor009 0
Your BF is an idiot.
leadman1989 16
And before his dead wife it was his beloved nan nan. Oh how he loved his nan nan.
deviable 9
It sounds like it might be important to him if it used to belong to his late wife. Maybe keep it and just not use it?
icic6772 0
DEAR JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!
OfficeNinja 5
poor guy. if he kept the bottle, it meant something to him. if he gave it to you, it could mean many things. maybe he is finally letting go, for you. or whatever. at any rate I'm sure it was meant to be non creepy. personally I would have bought you the same brand of lotion, but then again I have not lost my wife in a tragic event. I can't - and don't want to - imagine what that would be like!!
Jeisynxiii 1
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again lls