Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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Top comments
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
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Comments (88)
ManInTheMachine 20
He obviously doesn't need your help to make himself look stupid. He's doing a pretty good job on his own. Honestly, from what I gather from the FML, if he was only with you because he thought the child was his, and not because he cared about you or your kid, then you're definitely better off without him. You and your child deserve better than that.
BigDaddy910 4
Where's that kid's real father? Do you just go around getting knocked up? Yeah, the guy was an idiot but what about you, pregnant and dating? Weird.
Grauncho 27
Why would you ask if she just goes around getting knocked up? Why would you ask such a stupidly presumptuous and judgmental question when you don't know her situation at all?
bandeek 30
Are pregnant women not allowed to date?
Kiki242 19
Of course they aren't. That's worse than being racist against kettles.
WhisperSoflty 20
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. She should be focused on herself and her child at this point, not guys. And before anyone get their jimmies rustled about not knowing "her story", lets get real for a second. How many pregnant girls without the father around have a tragic "story", and how many were just too dumb to use protection or actively chose to get pregnant without thinking about it? I can personally attest to watching two girls from very different walks of life intentionally get pregnant with their fiancés and wind up single by the end of the pregnancy. No tragic story, just a total lack of serious thought about what being pregnant does to a relationship.
Yarrachel 16
Even if she did get pregnant by making a mistake like that, why does that mean she is not allowed to date? Especially since women with children date all the time. Is she supposed to wait some arbitrary amount of time until it is acceptable for her to date again?
Lilo4life 26
Good thing he wasn't, wouldn't want that stupidity mixed into the gene pool.
livewire1701 8
You clearly need better taste in men.
brewmasterg 34
Sounds like you could've ended up raising two children instead of just one. You dodged a bullet there.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Is this level of stupidity even possible?
red61977 9
Dumb ass! (Him, not you)
chica349 3
It's a good thing it wasn't his baby. Someone that stupid doesn't need to breed.
shallow_kat 3
now try to imagine how your kid would have turned out to be had he been the father... you're gonna raise that kid to be a smart individual.. be happy that loser wont be around to ruin that.
blackvyper 8
Damn! You need to slow it down.