Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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Top comments
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
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Comments (88)
mnvikes 7
You never go full retard. Sorry that happened, OP.
ChristinaAAR 14
You should have broke up with that idiot a long time ago.
anubisismylife 9
It's a good think that idiot isn't gonna be raising your kid. -_-
EpicSquishii 21
Having sex with someone that stupid must have made you feel almost as bad as if you'd kidnapped him off the short bus yourself, huh? You poor thing... :(
truth_teller23 11
No one said she had sex with him.
kelseythompson 27
Wth pity her for sleeping with him? both would be pathetic in that case.. she slept with the idiot, she didn't have to, and anyway your comment is unrelated to the actual fml..
angelitared 27
Bon voyage to that ass. Good men are out there!!
avapaige1234 19
Well, you did not make him look stupid. He is already stupid as he is.
Drifting 21
Sounds like your much better off anyway! He must be a complete idiot....
Trigabyte 8
I would have said YDI if you hadn't already been pregnant. Did he ever bring up your weight, or did he just ignore it? Did you ever talk to him about it? Either way, he was a dumb ass and FYL
crazytwinsmom 25
She reminded him that she was already pregnant when they got together, so she had already told him about it.
xXNerrrdXx 16
Stupidity Measure: OVER 9000 ! o.o
Grauncho 27
Thank goodness he wasn't the one to taint your child's genes with his stupidity.