Preach on

At least it's smarter than the idiots on the road...

Angry German kid. That's how you honk at a computer. If people don't get that reference.....

Is it not normal to sit in your car and honk everytime your computer runs slow?oh...

There should be a 'honk' button on ps3 controllers... That's where people expel their rage for slow connection anyways.

18: I prefer Ctrl+Shift+Esc

Maybe like a goose?

If Internet Explorer is going too slow just use alt+F4

I'm thinking OP may be a cop.

He said he's inclined to honk at his computer, not that he somehow does.

Finally, some logic. I've been waiting to read that. He's been inclined - meaning he wants to, out of habit. Nowhere does it say he has the ability to honk at his computer. (ie. perhaps a car horn in front of his computer).

Have you ever been in a slow moving traffic or had to deal with a dead slow computer?

Hmmm Squeezing a ball while sitting in front of their computer? I'm sure that would be a good stress reliever.

Or.....maybe he shouldn't drive

36 is right. Road rage can be really dangerous. Once my dad got mad at some guy for cutting him off and sped around him and threw an open water bottle at his windshield. Me and my sister laughed about it forever, but looking back, I'm glad nothing seriously bad happened.

I'm imagining him trying to honk when the line at the keg is moving slowly...

I'm imagining what if a lady is adjacent to him when that happens.

Thanks for pointing that out, I don't think the rest of us knew.

...yourself to a good therapist.