Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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Top comments
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
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Comments (88)
leena24 11
Errrr...what gave it away?
KangarooBitch90 2
SERIOUSLY?! 1. You dodged a bullet there. 2. Perhaps you need to re-evaluate your standards, and taste in men.
im_bored_tired 12
Were you by chance dating Josh Nichols?
russfml 31
Thank god that new born isn't his, we need less morons not more
omgomgomg_NO 13
Was he blonde?
sugarbear0727 19
I am at a loss for words. And I love how people are bashing you for dating while pregnant. They don't know what happened with the dad. He could've skipped town when he found out, he could've died in an accident. At least you were trying to find someone to help raise your baby. He was just really stupid.
hannahsnyder69 16
He doesn't understand that he can be the father. He would be the first fatherly figure in that child's life. It's no different.
nix1993 41
I don't think he needs you to make him look stupid. Look at it this way, at least how his dumb wont be rubbing off on your child!
sgtcxelite 11
Well, it's kinda nice that he overlooked the pregnant thing and went out with you anyway... But on the other hand, he probably just broke up with you so he wouldn't have to raise it with you.
simsgirlgem 25
better off imagine how screwed up your kid be having to learn from daddy dumbest there