Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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Top comments
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
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Comments (88)
Sora_McKain 36
Sounds like this guy isn't the brightest knife in the crayon box, lol.
b7o7r7 1
WHAT? If I were a girl, I would never want a child from that ********.
ryanebk 7
So many girls getting knocked up
greggly123 6
People are really this trashy that they would start dating someone while they're pregnant with someone else's kid?
talicaroxi 25
Why not? pregnancy isn't a disease. nor is it a reason to not be in a relationship with someone else
gators1995 30
The dude did not choose the idiot life. The idiot life chose him.
Derpface10 2
I don't think he needs you to make him look stupid.
isthisgoodenough 3
you know the man wasn't a good enough boyfriend when he "extra" breaks-up with you. I have yet to see any logic in that.
Rababco 29
There are some things in life that suck at the time but in the end, are actually a good thing. These moments in one's life are called "a blessing in disguise." This is one of those times. Stay strong OP and find a man that can be a good father for your future child. In other words, your boyfriend is an idiot and a jerk; you're better off without him and so is your unborn child.
Unlucky1232 20
what an ass. hell it better this way i really hate to see a retarded dick like him around a child.
kevingirl 6
he is stupid. you're better off without him.