Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
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Top comments
FalaFala 8
What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.
MsConfusedd 27
I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway
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Comments (88)
Sillydeadperson 17
It sounds like he did most of that himself.
Ozzien 26
Sounds like he was just looking for a way to break up with you. Sorry OP. You deserve better. Best of luck with the baby, though!
armyaggie 11
LOL
lmbachman 23
Good. Now you can date someone who is NOT an idiot.
afallingstar 22
Be grateful he wasn't the father...at least you don't have to deal with him the rest of your life. Might want to rethink your taste in men though...
starsfan326 12
Well I guess it's for the best considering the circumstances your boyfriend is a moron
worldclassrager 41
First off pubic breaking up is bad enough...but honestly he already knew and didn't take it into consideration...I don't think there was a point of a relationship so much...you'll find someone who actually doesn't care if you have a child or not and date you for who you are...
Getspmak 15
I think he just did you a huge favour!
jasmine2301 25
YDI for having a boyfriend while being pregnant with someone else's baby.
blue4d 5
You're pregnant, but dating someone else? Sounds like you need to close your legs