Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
Parabolar 1
You shouldn't sleep in permanent marker.
lovergirl7 1
how does one fit all that on a forehead?
shiragesher 0
You can get it back! Then pay him back, that's what my friend did And it worked like a charm! You have to try. Good luck;) http://434326sppfez4t6feevhknty9r.hop.clickbank.net/
myunicornbarfedo 0
um...you were asleep in a permanate marker? is that even possible?!
ChinnuWoW 0
fagggg u should rip his penis off and make him eat it
mofran 0
let's hope it was another person fcking with you :( if it was him dont feel bad, he's a dooouuchhee.
cheekyterier 13
I suggest bangs…
DeannaDLH 3
That's a lot of words.. How big is your forehead?
insomniac8400 13
"whilst" is only used with progressive tense verbs, such as "whilst I was sleeping"
gabbybmo 5
why were you sleeping in permanent marker? lol