By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
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Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

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Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

I thumbed up just because you took us on a journey and then made a u-turn. I lol'd shamefully when you said he was looking at someone else. Smh, giggle giggle.

and probably the longest 1st comment ever

She doesn't deserve it, this shit is funny

OP you are a horrible person

Excuse me you stupid douche bag,it doesn't matter if the person looks funny it's not like he can help the whole cross-eyes fact and did you ever think he was trying to make the persons day like fuuuuu

He could be serenading the person next to you...

I can't handle this comment omg lmaooooo

Was he at least a good singer?

Not to start anything here, but I'd like to express my disappointment in that confederate flag.

There's nothing wrong necessarily with confederacies... And confederate flag does not equal racist bigot if that's what you were going for. Not trying to start anything either just think we should be fair to the poster.

Confederacy doesn't mean bigoted. I am a negro and I know some folks who wave the stars and bars and they don't hate me (or at least are very good at hiding it).

Negro??? Is it 1953? I didn't think people even used that word anymore.

The Spanish? When saying the colour black?

85- a million likes to you, and a million dislikes to 78!

he must be gay .

The fuck 4? How did you come up with that conclusion?

What's wrong with being gay #4? *prepares the wooden bat Tell me.

Since when does being cross eyed make a person gay?

4, you must be a dumbass.

Obviously the guy was gay, he did after all serenade a girl.

What the hell is wrong with you? he sings you a song and all you can think of is oh man his eyes you dumb idiot.

or you made him to get attracted towards you .

Quit while you're ahead.

So... A random guy serenaded you on the subway... And "that wasn't the issue"?

Well, it does say that in the FML. I believe the actual issue was said in the third sentence. Glad I can help. *sarcasm*

14, are you stupid or do you just play it on the Internet?

No, she's just completely hateful with everything she says...

14 - bam! Duck hunt

Wow 14, thank you for pointing out your sarcasm. You are so kind.

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

So you're suggesting her ugly personality automatically means that she is also ugly physically?

Read the next sentence. It was said to prove a point. I dont know OP, I don't know what she looks like. But hasn't it ever happened to you, where you met an incredibly attractive person, and as soon as you got to know them, they suddenly looked ugly due to their horrible personality?

Haha yeah I've had that before actually. Good point. I had that with #18(: Badum tsss :P

It's ok, I'm sure many women have felt the same way about you. Of course, I'm basing this on the way you speak to me. You're so classy.

Jeeez lighten up. I especially put two happy smileys in that comment to suggest I wasn't being so serious.

It's not her fault she laughed. Laughing is a nervous response in some circumstances. I know here she laughed at the man being cross eyed but you cannot choose when and when not to laugh.

Hey Marinus is a nice guy. I've seen plenty of his comments and he's one of the few good ones left. And you can't really control your laughter. The best you can do is turn it into a coughing fit and hope no one notices. Doesn't make someone a bitch.

believe it or not, even to us horny guys, personality is key. i've known extremely attractive women that have an ugly personality, therefore they aren't attractive. as long as you are at least a little physically attracted to them but their personality is amazing, they will become more physically attractive. doesn't work the other way around though

Wow just... wow Maybe OP is a nervous laugher, and someone singing to you on public transport is definitely very nerve racking, not to mention that this person was cross-eyed and if OP is in a relationship and she has to say no if he asks her out he may just call her shallow because of him being cross-eyed, and then pretty much everyone on the train would agree and op is in a shit situation; that'd make me very nervous. Feel free to disregard this, as I know you almost definitely will. Good day.

86- :) thank you for existing :)

Well #26 I do that. I laugh when I'm in trouble and I'm being lectured. I can't help it either drives my bosses and parents looney. - shrugs- no ones perfect.

some things are hard not to laugh even if they are politically incorrect if something's funny its funny period ell me you've never laughed at a racist joke or video as long as you don't express you're feelings or treat them any different your doing nothing wrong you're thoughts are you're thoughts not something to be monitored by society

Wow that burn.... 😐

F your life? The poor man is cross-eyed and was being sweet. Who says he was even serenading you if you couldn't see where we was looking.

A random guy serenading you that doesn't happen very often so you shouldn't have laughed until he was gone.