Pinkie Pie! You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!

Now that's a majestic entrance.

Uh, that sounds awesome. No FML here.

On the bright side, I'm sure you'd never be bored with a guy like that.

I don't see the problem...? 🤔

take her to the zoo under the impression its a blind date then simply take your pick

Once she said “swag” you should’ve known something would be wrong with him

Did the horse have blue and yellow balloons painted on its rump?

If anything, F his L because you obviously don't appreciate the awesome things in life.

Seems like the horse is having an identity crisis and wanted to become a pink unicorn Now if the guy was wearing the pink coat and the mane then he’s looking for a boyfriend not a GF.