Today, I went on a blind date. As I waited for him in a pet-friendly mall, my friend said, "He's eccentric and has swag!" I didn't exactly know what she meant until I met him. He arrived with a miniature horse with a light pink coat and puffy fuchsia mane and tail. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
Pinkie Pie!
You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!
You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!
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real life problems
| 26
Now that's a majestic entrance.
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julfunky
| 29
Uh, that sounds awesome. No FML here.
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bluhbluhbluh
| 14
On the bright side, I'm sure you'd never be bored with a guy like that.
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Emma Marshall
| 19
I don't see the problem...? 🤔
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
take her to the zoo under the impression its a blind date then simply take your pick
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lifeis4me
| 20
Once she said “swag” you should’ve known something would be wrong with him
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blightsight
| 10
Did the horse have blue and yellow balloons painted on its rump?
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bobsanction
| 16
If anything, F his L because you obviously don't appreciate the awesome things in life.
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Seems like the horse is having an identity crisis and wanted to become a pink unicorn
Now if the guy was wearing the pink coat and the mane then he’s looking for a boyfriend not a GF.
Now if the guy was wearing the pink coat and the mane then he’s looking for a boyfriend not a GF.
You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!