Instead, he's got a vajayjay which he's trying to hide from you.

OP. are you sure it wasn't his mother writing the text? I've seen it before.

He could have been out with friends and they were maybe pranking you? It's a possibility and makes sense because he didn't want to talk over the phone, either.

To be honest depending on situation cause idk. im just gonna say ydi because of you girls loving the retarded assholes. no nice guys for youuu.

12 wasn't there an FML on that last week?

YDI!!! I love the way women think! they are attracted to assholes and then they are shocked when they act like assholes.

Why does it take "balls" to tell someone that you don't want to be with them? And breaking up is never "decent".

Read the FML!! he didn't want to answer her call nothing about calling her!! and she was awake if he read it at 130 am!!

That's really not what the FML said.

She texted you.

If he didn't want to wake her up he would sms her in the morning. he is just the type of guy that we call "smooth peanut-butter" cos He Got No Nuts

If he'd had balls he would of told her to her face.

Ikr FYI I was being sarcastic lol

The correct word should be 'decency' anyway.

...what?

Lay off the pot....

Yeah, I'm sure.

Why would someone text their girlfriend about taking a dump? At 1:30 AM too!

I notice a lot of your comments get thumbed down... Maybe you should stop commenting unless you like getting thumbed down.

No, no... He's posted some funny ones. He's a mime after all, not everyone appreciates them and they are hard to understand :/

I don't know why people thumbed you down. That's actually a valid point. Breaking up with someone via text message is extremely immature. Haters gonna hate though I guess.

Because his comment is degrading women. Cut the stereotypes and baseless legends on women's immaturity, incapacity, weaknesses and blah; truth is, if you want to use 'man' as a measure of toughness, then many women can be considered 'man-er' than all you men. The OP had a sucky bf does not equal to he's a female. Your analogy is very insulting for women. What the hell rubbish ideologies did you grow up with.

52- you fail hard. The joke is that he's so not a man that the dial spins in a 180 and lands in the opposite gender.

Says the guy with the -15 comment rating

People are way too serious. It was supposed to insult the guy, not women in general. You see one thing that could be even slightly degrading and start bitching. Feminists really get on my fucking nerves. As a woman, I have no problem saying that in the strength department I am not equal to a man. Regardless, it'd be less offensive to just say that OP's ex-boyfriend isn't a man in general since people have to get butt hurt over insulting a douchebag.

Manpon**