Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
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Comments (83)
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
chenoa_fml 0
and the couple of the year award goes to.. haha
allmidnighteyes 11
Make him put the mullet up David Bowie style
Jewelofagal 2
You know, you have a choice in the matter. If he chooses to keep the mullet, you can choose not to introduce him to your family.
Djosef_fml 0
A girl so immature she feels uncomfortable dating someone with a mullet sure is paired with a guy immature enough to get a mullet in order to avoid meeting her parents. So your plan sort of fails.
EvilDave 13
OP, break up with him. Problem solved. By the way, if he could get his hair cut and end up with a mullet, he wasn't going to make that great an impression to begin with.
thatonename 7
break up with someone over a haircut? that's just retarded.
fearfulsymmetry 1
#9 I cannot explain how ******* great that post is.
ohgodwtf 0
No shave November!
KaileeCat 0
mine wants a skullet.
derschadenfreude 5
well, first of all, you kind of deserve it for dating the kind of person who would any under circumstances get a mullet, but here's how you fix it with what you know: you know he can be easily manipulated when drunk just get his stupid ass drunk again and give him a haircut you approve of. everyone wins
allmidnighteyes 11
"and give him a haircut you approve of" Or, you know, OP could try to not be a controlling bitch and stop worrying about what her family will think. If she's happy with her boyfriend, then her family's opinion of them based on his appearance shouldn't matter at all. A haircut that he's probably keeping as a joke shouldn't matter.
funzcpl 0
business in the front. party in the back!
Angele72 0
A haircuts a hair cut I'm sure your parents won't care what type of haircut he has ..its just his personality that'll count to ur parents.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh, the innocence of youth...