Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
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Comments (83)
yaysmile 0
Whats wrong with a mullet? Business in the front, party in the back. lol :)
TwoFootedMan 0
Is he the redneck in the earlier post?
Zmeilerr 22
Am I the only one here who doesn't know what a mullet is? Somebody please enlighten me.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No. You're on the internet. Enlighten yourself, please.
Zmeilerr 22
Thank you.
deathpotato 11
the 113 (at the moment) that voted ydi are all trailer trash with mullets, therefor there opinion is invalid.
ulicksam 0
Most trailer trash can't spell "therefore" and don't know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're". Just saying
DocBastard 40
Well played, sir/madam. Well played indeed.
maszaros 9
kudos!!!
ulicksam 0
He was a mullet guy inside before he grew it outside, but you picked him to date. YDI.
Butterfly_Dreams 0
Shave it to look decent when he's asleep! :P
doubleeL 0
HAWT!
xFaust_fml 12
That's a dealbreaker lady, DEALBREAKER.
underpaid011 0
just tell then he did it while drunk. I'm sure your patents will understand that. after all, how do you think you got here?
TryptamineDreame 0
Lol then just refuse to let him meet your family. A woman can control a man, trust me, I've got my boyfriend on a leash. Take things away from him that he loves the most and he will most likely change his hair. Or drug him and cut his hair yourself if nothing else works..