Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
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Comments (83)
bbelma1 0
buzz it off while he's sleeping. if he wakes up it's ok because now he'll have a huge spot on his head with short hair
brenkite 5
only Joe dirt's is right
Hisfav1 6
Sooo you get him drunk again, cut his hair, when he wakes up, tell him he insisted on it :P
Spamonkey 2
If his hair was long enough to cut into a mullet in the first place, I'd consider it an improvement.
Cedar4 1
Hillbilly Deluxe!
meganmaw 6
Mullets are sex
worldclassrager 41
What's so bad with a mullet? But if it bothers you have him wear a hat
Ilikepie82479 20
As long as they only see the front, they will think he is all business
Skinyrd 17
Your family will want you to marry him
OnAMission 5
Your boyfriend should really learn to cut that out...