Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
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Comments (83)
loveurlifeJK 5
Well, this is no reason break his achy-breaky heart.
Sparx1_1 16
it's just hair YDI for dating someone who is stupid enough to do idiotic things when they are drunk.
emmyers 0
get him drunk and cut it off. :/
quincebolis 2
omg i feel so bad for you! every time my boyfriend gets his hair cut i have to one again talk him out of getting a mullet.... it is the most unattractive ****** destroying hairstyle on the planet why do guys suddenly like them lately? cut it off cut it off get at him with the scissors!
tykiej 0
Break up with him. A man who doesn't care about making the most of his appearance isn't worth wasting your time with.
iliketurdles 7
business up-front, party in the back...
skyeyez9 25
I'm glad my husband keeps his hair cut short.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
ew mullets... thank god my boyfrinend doesn't have one…
stanley_winford 0
If you don't appreciate your boyfriend for who he is and what appearance he prefers, why are you with him?
KaitlynxD 5
Have fun introducing him to your family!