By mushroomtop - 23/09/2017 23:15

Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You’ve hit rock bottom. You must seek help either from AA or a Dora the Explorer support group.

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Tripartita 44

So you got a free haircut and we’re too drunk to remember the awkward small talk that normally accompanies having a stranger cut pieces of you off? Bravo, OP. Very thrifty.

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inappropes 31

Now what did we learn? Always get the 12 year old for haircuts.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You just saved a little girls life by letting her see she has no talent being a hair stylist,I nstead of letting her believe she could be one and wasting half her life pursuing it.

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Tripartita 44

So you got a free haircut and we’re too drunk to remember the awkward small talk that normally accompanies having a stranger cut pieces of you off? Bravo, OP. Very thrifty.

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RichardPencil 30

You’ve hit rock bottom. You must seek help either from AA or a Dora the Explorer support group.

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exileonmainst 16

In a few years you can laugh about this story. A little. On the inside.

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Glowworm56 26

You now have a Moe Howard hairstyle. I'd say go with it and if any one laughs at it, tell them to pick two fingers and poke them in the eyes.

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RichardPencil 30

Oh, wiseguy! You got away with a Three Stooges reference. I thought that would be too old-timey for this crowd. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!

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dexter420 21

Atleast you didn't throw up on your girl friend in the middle of the night only to wake up to that scene

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Why was a six year old at a party where everyone was drunk????

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SAM_G 9

What’s a six year old doing in a party

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