Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
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Comments (83)
nyny26 0
first problem is dating someone with hair long enough to be cut into a mullet... yuck
mtnairtom 0
business in the front and party in the back HELL YEAH!!! Mullets rule quit being such a baby
cfm 0
Dude, mullets are sexy. My boyfriend has a mullet. I call him my mulletmuffin. ;)
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
Shave it into a mohawk while he's sleeping! Your family will love that. :D
TwitchyTurnips 0
it's just hair.
munkee_6669 0
simple solution, buy him a case of beer then take him to a barber.
j4ym4n 2
ey bro!
yuhimjesus 0
rather have a mullet then a beebs haircut.
JustJaredfied 0
threaten him with no sex if he doesn't cut his hair, that should do it!
KusanagiStyle 3
Mullets are cool shit, wtf OP!?