Lockdown fashion - FML

Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By botheredgf - 09/11/2010 12:02 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML

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They're back, baby!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 14:01

Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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I'm looking through you

By lesler - 20/07/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 September 2020 10:49

Why don't you help them get rid of the "party in the back?"

Grizz8831 14

Saturday 19 September 2020 12:52

possibly as a laugh? I work with plenty of people growing out long hair, guys put it in pigtails, doing up weird facial hairs. all purely for something to laugh about on a daily basis. I think people are just at a poi t any reason to laugh and hair is an easy reason to laugh

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Mathalamus 24

Friday 18 September 2020 8:06

How is that bad. Hairstyles don’t matter.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 September 2020 10:49

Why don't you help them get rid of the "party in the back?"

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 18 September 2020 19:41

Frankly, I would vote YDI, but I'm not sure you deserve gazing upon that beautiful haircut (I'm kidding)

Grizz8831 14

Saturday 19 September 2020 12:52

possibly as a laugh? I work with plenty of people growing out long hair, guys put it in pigtails, doing up weird facial hairs. all purely for something to laugh about on a daily basis. I think people are just at a poi t any reason to laugh and hair is an easy reason to laugh

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