By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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Zodaicz 4

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

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ulicksam 0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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Arenina 4

If my boyfriend did that I would just laugh. YDI for not having a sense of humor. He could do better.

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Happygofucky 0

I'd burst out laughing if I were you. However I don't think I could have sex while facing him because I'd just keep laughing the whole time. D:

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Lalala1996 0

Lol man I wish that would of happened to me! XD

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lilponygurrl 0

have you ever heard the saying "boys will be boys"?

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gotbiscuits 0

Compared to doing the Austin Powers dance shaving your chest in the shape of a penis is completely normal.

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you_freak 7

Pics or it didn't happen!

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shankalten 0

you didn't get the joke. Austin powers has hair saved like that for the movie. he was obviously trying to be like him.

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