By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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mollyo 0

hahahaaaaa lmao hahaha that's so funny cool guy I guess!

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44ashley41 0

i don't understand how this is a FML this is just funny as hell!

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sexysinglesam 0

That's hilarious!!!!!!

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rasellersjr 0

No Soviet Russia jokes? I've never posted one, but I like to see them from time to time, so.... In Soviet Russia, penis names you... I call mine Happy, cuz he brings pleasure. Here are a few: Let Jesus take the wheel. Confide in Jesus and you will be saved. It would give new meaning to the song Jesus Loves Me. Don't deny your maker. Save me Jesus! In Jesus name we pray, OH GOD! ...and hopefully he doesn't get lost in the spiritual void. Any of these work? ;P

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Julianneisasmurf 0

your boyfriend and his jesus sounds AWESOME!

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blacklite69 0

I like him. Endless possiblities. "Would you like to feel the amazing power of Jesus Christ?" "Accept Jesus into your ******". ... I like him.

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albopoontang 3

hahahahhahahha Ima do that!

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blotter9 0

maybe he'll give you semen on the mount

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