By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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KGirl123 3

that's kind of disgraceful to Jesus but it is kind of funny lol

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bgue94 0

hahaha thats hilarious!!!!!

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suicidalmashmelo 0

This is hardly an FML; Jesus can preform miracles ;)

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butterflyhearts 0

Perdix ****** rocks, FML wouldnt be as much fun without him.

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stephen123456789 0

haha that's funny!!!!!

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aaalexa 0

that's probably one of the funniest things i've ever heard. kudos to your ******* boyfriend.

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underaburningsun 0

that's hilarious! come one, admit it, its funny.

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Brontesky91 0

Lol tell me your not still with him...It's funny... His stuff had better be that big!!

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