By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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meowkittyxo 0

open up to Jesus 

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Islander_fml 5

This is not an FYL. This is too awesome to even begin to describe. If my boyfriend named his penis Jesus, I would love him forever.

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awsomechick212 0

hahaha so adding to favs lol

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aleex_babiee 0

that's not a fml, that'd halarious. lmfao.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Well, did you find jesus yet? he's a tiny guy

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domxxily 0

hhahahahahahahhah! omg thats hilarious! whats wrong with that? it means he has a sense of humor! i would be laughing so hard

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BadPinkKitty07 0

OP: Remind your (incredibly hilarious) boyfriend that Jesus eventually gets nailed to a cross. I'm just sayin'.

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myunicornbarfedo 0

i wish i had a boyfriend like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TotallyScrewedUp 0

Lmao! remind him that 'Jesus' gets nailed to a wooden cross, and has a crown of thorns on...

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elmorous 0

Haha, brings a new meaning to 'The second coming' ... And Jesus' love will rain down upon you! Can I get an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man"?

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