Bat out of hell

By my dad is blind as shit - 03/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
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My sister-in-law got LASIK. First, they don't accept the real big myopia, which means the people who need it the most cannot get it. Second, your vision continues to change after the LASIK surgery, which means my sister-in-law now wears glasses, even though she had LASIK. Third, you cannot have a LASIK surgery on top of a LASIK surgery; that would be like cutting a Bible page in two by the width, twice. So Daddy will need to do what all really near-sighted people do; only remove his glasses to sleep and take a shower.

You could get LASIK when you are older.

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You could get LASIK when you are older.

My sister-in-law got LASIK. First, they don't accept the real big myopia, which means the people who need it the most cannot get it. Second, your vision continues to change after the LASIK surgery, which means my sister-in-law now wears glasses, even though she had LASIK. Third, you cannot have a LASIK surgery on top of a LASIK surgery; that would be like cutting a Bible page in two by the width, twice. So Daddy will need to do what all really near-sighted people do; only remove his glasses to sleep and take a shower.