Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed after a long stretch of abstinence, finally heating things up. I went to the wardrobe to grab the vibrator (I love using it on her) and slowly revealed it: mold-covered, an absolute biohazard. The night ended with me fixing a leak behind the wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.
CoachLlama 5
Headline - "Jealous lover tries to drown competition after getting bad vibe."
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Comments (169)
chelseasman 0
Why be insecure. I bought my girl a rabbit vibrator to use while I am away. When I am at home we have fantastic sex. It makes me happy to know that while I am not there she can still be pleased.
Cass3m0 0
You deserve it for not making your boyfriend feel good enough, OP. :(
KVloveBC 0
you mean he doesn't make her feel good enough?
Chaotic_Shadow 0
for the other guys out there, its a vibrater not a *****, find her damm G spot or rub her clit if you think a vibrater will make you.feel insecure, but still YDI for spending 80 bucks for a vibrater.
ceci1812 0
well, that sucks....
momo1972 3
you spent $80 on a mechanical boyfriend? that's an investment at that cost
life2laugh 0
he should feel bad because your desperate enough to make yourself loose enough that no man can please you... i dont blame the guy for feelin bad
Erissa 2
You clearly have NO clue how the ****** works
iPunchedBigFoot 5
YDI
Efilyn 0
So help him feel secure. :)
DeaDGoD14 0
I have four and the most expensive one was $30... Why are you paying $80 for one?
honeybunches88 5
Why would you need four?
J_Bizness 0
I am going to need you to invest time in sex with your boyfriend and not time AND $80 for a damn toy. YDI for even paying that much!