Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
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Top comments
aloha_oe 24
He's got his priorities straight.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.
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Comments (119)
mixximoo 24
Wow never heard that excuse before. Maybe it's time for a new boyfriend OP
Jamsy0707 10
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Tannasgh 22
Someone is OCD...
NYGiants1925 22
Seems like a valid excuse.
mds9986 24
Maybe it was something more serious and he didn't want to worry you.
TheLadyOpal 30
I clearly have been spending far too much time on TV Tropes, because for a minute I thought I was about to read "he had to go iron his dog."
9a_1z 12
I hope next time you're round his place all his towels are so majestically flat that you feel bad for ever questioning his dedication to ironed towels.
tosdyke 16
...OCD is a bitch!
katelng09 16
Is that honestly the best excuse he could come up with?
autiger0612 18
Maybe his parents made him stay home and do chores?