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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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tommo295 1

Tuesday 1 December 2015 12:43

He really needs to 'iron out' these relationship issues.

SiraSiemens 21

Friday 22 April 2016 11:14

iron his towels?? i dont even... oh man...

Terra Galyon 3

Sunday 27 May 2018 7:45

Did you mean ex boyfriend?

ambersayshii123 17

Tuesday 17 July 2018 11:57

I'm sorry OP. Was he high when he told you that?

ambersayshii123 17

Tuesday 17 July 2018 11:58

Wrong post

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