Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
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Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
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Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Could be worse - he could have been under 18.
JackWood 21
You were ok with him being 11 yrs younger. What's another 6 years?
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Comments (5)
cuz803 46
Is mature, employed, loyal, working to please you and not being a deadbeat dad? Definitely do talk and scold him for lying about his age but if he's putting in sincere effort, I wouldn't leave him...yet. If he's a loser POS, then get away from him and probably set the baby up for adoption if you believe you cannot financially support the child.
RichardPencil 32
How did you not know his age after two whole years? This is typically a first date bit of information exchanged, and if they lie, you can usually find a sneaky means to get the truth.
JackWood 21
You were ok with him being 11 yrs younger. What's another 6 years?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Could be worse - he could have been under 18.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Probably only lied cause you'd think he wasn't worth the risk at 20. If that's the only problem he has just be happy at being more of a cougar than you thought.