Smooth talker

By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

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Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 743
You deserved it 13 735

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Harsh for the first time, but I wish I could think up comebacks that fast. Mine always come like 30 seconds later, which, is not really a long time, but it is to have a 30 second break in a conversation.

THINK OF DE CHILDRUN!!

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Harsh for the first time, but I wish I could think up comebacks that fast. Mine always come like 30 seconds later, which, is not really a long time, but it is to have a 30 second break in a conversation.

lol how do you know it wasn't her first time having sex.. she said a guy

She specifically said it was her first time.

You're all sweaty. Get over it.

Isn't being all stinky after sex a good thing? next time do it in the shower so you don't have to worry about it

he didn't go down on you? what the fuck is wrong with this guy? eating pussy is fucking awesome!

it was gay sex... xD

I'm with #21, I love to go down on girls, you would have to be horribly unclean for him to smell your vagina without going down on you

ew. i vote u try deodorant

screw that...that chick should of at least douched or somethin...

are you also a guy?

wow i wouldve told him to get out and made him leave thats just not right

damn get out of there. first sign that he is chump change