Smooth talker

By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Hannah_fml 0

Harsh for the first time, but I wish I could think up comebacks that fast. Mine always come like 30 seconds later, which, is not really a long time, but it is to have a 30 second break in a conversation.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

THINK OF DE CHILDRUN!!

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Hannah_fml 0

Harsh for the first time, but I wish I could think up comebacks that fast. Mine always come like 30 seconds later, which, is not really a long time, but it is to have a 30 second break in a conversation.

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Zpain777 0

lol how do you know it wasn't her first time having sex.. she said a guy

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Peachy2392 26

She specifically said it was her first time.

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wulf 0

Isn't being all stinky after sex a good thing? next time do it in the shower so you don't have to worry about it

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Timmytwofinger 0

he didn't go down on you? what the **** is wrong with this guy? eating pussy is ******* awesome!

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ElCordova16 2

it was gay sex... xD

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Cooter_Brown 0

I'm with #21, I love to go down on girls, you would have to be horribly unclean for him to smell your ****** without going down on you

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shibsterrr 2

screw that...that chick should of at least douched or somethin...

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pinklady_fml 0

wow i wouldve told him to get out and made him leave thats just not right

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reddilocks 0

damn get out of there. first sign that he is chump change

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